The freak show, haunted house, and Skull-Crushing Terror Drop of Impending Death—all child’s play, hardly more than cheap thrills. If you want to see something truly frightening, you go to the smug-faced guy with the top hat and oversized scale, the one who promises to give you a stuffed monkey if you let him guess your weight in front of a gaping crowd of onlookers. That guy scares the bejesus out of most of us, and for good reason: Most Americans are overweight or obese.
The irony is, even as we bury our heads to scuttle by the guess-your-weight guy, we still end up walking away from the concession stand with armloads of fatty foods and belt-breaking confections. But why? M



